Who Is Black Snake Chicken Chugger?

In my non-hashing life, I am an Honest-to-Gispert Graphic Designer with over two decades of experience. I actually do this for a living, just in a not-so-vulgar capacity, obviously. There aren't a lot a lot of calls for drawings of Native American women with a vagina for a face or The Doctor fellating Winnie the Pooh outside of the Hashing world. Go figure.

I am obviously a devoted Hasher. I love Shiggy and Ballbuster trails, even though I bitch, moan and complain the entire time. Because I'm a fat guy that can't even jog, I'm almost always a proud member of Team Dead Fucking Last, but that's alright because at least I'm moving. I often get called out for the most Accusations in Circle because, even after all these years, I still point with my finger, use Nerd Names, piss and bitch on trail, Zen whenever I can, skip checks by pretending not to see them (except Boob Checks, of course!), use "R" words, etc...

This is a website I made to promote my gift back to the Hash House Harriers, something I call Literal Hash Names. If you're not a Hasher, you probably won't get it.

Yes, I do take requests for Literal Hash Names. I also take commission work from Hash Kennels for design work for t-shirts, patches, badges, etc... And, because I am a Hasher, Tits Out will always get your LHN request put to the front of the line.